Script+Period+1+khai_ilan_kyle


 * Double the Trouble**

PETER, //8 year old fun-loving and smart twin// PATRICK, //Peter's twin, 8 years old, stupid, violent// BRYAN, //Strict babysitter, orderly, mercenary//

SETTING: //The house of// PETER //and// PATRICK. AT RISE: PETER //and// PATRICK'S //parents have just left them at home at night to go to an opera. The new babysitter has just walked in.//

BRYAN: Bye, have fun at the opera (//he waves outside//). Don't worry about the twins, I've got them well under control! (//he turns around//) O.K., what do you guys want to do first? PATRICK: (//Whisperig to// PETER) I hate him already. PETER: Ya, me too. BRYAN: So, you don't want to do anything? Well then, let's set some things straight. You just do what I say and be quiet while I watch TV. PATRICK: Why should we listen to you? PETER: We're not getting anything out of it. BRYAN: Listen up you little brats, if you're not going to be quiet, then go to sleep. PATRICK and PETER: NO!!! PETER: It is only 7. Our bedtime is 9. BRYAN: Well, it's 9 Eastern Time. So go to bed! PETER: //(Whispering to// PATRICK) Follow my lead. //(Turns back to// BRYAN) Yeah Patrick...let's go to bed. (//They walk to the side, lie down, and Bryan leaves the scene//) Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Patrick? PATRICK: Uh........ We should sleep on the roof? PETER: No, you idiot, we're going to play a trick on Bryan to drive him out of our house. (//Pulls out paper and pencil, and makes a plan with PATRICK)// Okay, so (//whispers to PATRICK)...// PATRICK: Sounds good, but can we still sleep on the roof? PETER: NO! Now let's do this! Do your job. PATRICK: Okay, here I go. BRYAN!!! CAN YOU READ US A BED TIME STORY?? BRYAN: NO! JUST GO TO SLEEP! PETER: We'll tell Mommy!!!! BRYAN: (//Groans)// Fine. (//Gets up and walks upstairs into the twins' room to find them lying on the ground and gasps)// Oh my god, wha-wha-WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! GUYS? GUYS?? GUYS??? (//Leans down to feel for a pulse)// PETER AND PATRICK: (//Jump out with sudden movement at BRYAN)// BRYAN: AH! What's happening?? PATRICK: We tricked you! PETER: You should've seen your face. (//Imitates his scared face)// BRYAN: That was not funny. I thought you were dead. Don't ever do that again! I won't tell your parents this time, but if you play any more tricks, I will. NOW GET TO BED! (//Walks downstairs and resumes his TV show)// Stupid little kids! PETER: Nice job!! PATRICK: Same for you!! PETER: Now we have to do our second plan, but let's let him wait a while to rest, we realllly scared him! PATRICK: Yeah, I agree. (//Stare at each other, daze off for a few seconds)// PETER: Okay! It's time. PATRICK: BRYAN!! There is a scary noise outside! Can you please check it out? BRYAN: (//Whispering to himself)// Annoying little brats..(//calls to boys//) Okay. PATRICK AND PETER: (//Get out of bed and go to living room to see if Bryan finds anything)// BRYAN: (//Walks out and sees nothing)// There is nothing here, now go to sleep. (//Starts to// w//alk back in but PETER AND PATRICK slam the door shut)// BRYAN: Oh, god, those little twerps. LET ME IN!!!!!!!!! PETER: Never!!!! Look Patrick, he's locked out //(excited).// PATRICK: Good job, now I'll go take care of the couch. PETER: O.K., hurry, it shouldn't take him long to find it. (//PATRICK goes to the couch and pretends to place something on it//)\ PATRICK: O.K., all set. BRYAN: (//Opens the door//) I can't believe you guys. I almost had to call your parents until I found the key under the mat. PATRICK: We're so sorry. PETER: We just didn't want the scary thing getting inside. BRYAN: THERE WAS NOTHING THERE! PATRICK: Oh, good. BRYAN: I'm going to take a nap, you guys have exhausted me, and if I hear another noise, there will be major consequenses! (//Walks to couch, lies down)// OWWWWWW! OWWW! WHAT AM I ON?! (//Looks down and sees nails)// OH, MY, GOSH, THESE KIDS ARE GOING TOO FAR! I mean, scaring me, locking me out, but NAILS? I am out of here! (//he says angrily)// Talk to you guys never!! (//He screams as he leaves and PATRICK AND PETER celebrate)// PATRICK AND PETER: (//Give each other a Hi-5//) Nice! THE END